Gerber Apocalypse Kit

2012 is coming, ya know. And perhaps, zombies? Why not be prepared just in case. Gerber’s compact and easily transportable Apocalypse Kit is basically a durable (daahh…it has to withstand fire, water, explosions, and destruction of colossal proportions) canvas carrying case with reinforced stitching. It includes 7 survival tools: Gator Machete, Camp Axe II, Gator Machete Pro, Parang (an Indonesian type of machete), LMF II Infantry, DMF Folder, and Epic. You’ll never run out of weapons to battle the walking dead and survive the end of the world as we know it…well, except an aircraft to fly above the sinking earth and vaccines to cure the toxic bites of the walking dead. But other than that, you should be set! Retails for $349 and available here.