Fact: Every 7 seconds in this country someone is the victim of an opossum attack. Don’t run into this fiendish marsupial without protection (non-sexual). Get the Gerber GDC Tech Skin Pocket Knife ($32) and walk the streets with peace of mind knowing you own a tool made from high-grade stainless steel that fights off opossums as well as it does rust and corrosion. The 2.5-inch blade (3.4-inches when closed) won’t take up much space in your pocket, and the rubberized Techhide coating makes for a steady grip. You’re gonna need that grip when you encounter one of these hideous creatures, most likely inside your Baby Grand piano.