Glowbar Classic

You’ve pried open many a stubborn object with your trusty crowbar; heck you even took out a few headcrabs with it back in ’98. But let’s face it, that dull rust motif just doesn’t cut it anymore. You need the Glowbar Classic, a steel crowbar that glows in the dark.  Finally! But seriously, think about it: your car breaks down in a creepy LA neighborhood one night, and all of a sudden you’ve got the cast of Glee running straight at you, demanding you listen to 17 more of their songs. You need to quickly find a crowbar. You need one that’s glowing green. The Glowbar uses a new Silicate-Aluminium-Oxide-based powder coating, enabling it to glow up to ten times brighter than conventional glow-in-the-dark items. So yeah, toss out that old glow-in-the-dark crowbar you had. The 24″ model goes for $80, but that peace of mind is priceless.