Valentine’s Day is ::shudder:: fast approaching, guys. Are you gonna cave in again this year with chocolates and flowers? Or will you finally grow a set and give her gifts that make YOU happy? Start things off with a card from Hubbawelcome. These UK hooligans offer some pretty funny greetings including “I Love You So Much I’m Wearing A Vest Made Mostly From Your Pubic Hair.” Perhaps the only way to top a card like is to give your girl a set of earmuffs made from your pubes. Take that, Whitmans!