Phantom v1610 High Speed Camera

The Phantom v1610 may not have the most consumer friendly of name but what it lacks in memorability it makes up for with function. Let me tell you what I mean. The Phantom (price TBA) is a widescreen camera capable of shooting 16,000 frames per second at 1280×800 resolution and even has the ability to be ramped up to a mind-blowing 1,000,000 fps.

“Okay, okay, but what does that techno-babble mean for me?,” you’re probably asking. In layman’s terms, if you had shot your sex tape on this thing, you’d have irrefutable proof that you’re not actually the minute-man your girlfriend says you are.