When you pay $300 for a pay of hiking boots, you expect some perks. Sure the Rocky S2V men’s Hiker has Nubuck leather, tear-resistant Ripstop nylon, and moisture-wicking lining but it also has — what the?! — fire-making technology built-in. Yes, these boots are equipped with (under the footbed) a firesparker and wet cubes–all you need to start a fire. Just think of the applications for this: impromptu weenie roast; smoke signals; re-enactment of Cast Away; and hey, fun prank of the TSA Folks!