James Franco doesn’t wanna have to cut you, but if need be, well… he still probably won’t, because let’s face it, the guy’s got a lot to live for, and doing a 15-year bid upstate ain’t worth slicing your gut. That being said, Mr. Franco could do such a thing with the new James Franco x Latama Limited Edition Switchblade ($850). This hand-built, custom-made-in-Italy blade measures 11 inches when erect. Its black & white Brazilian Horn handle says “Don’t mess with me! I paid $850 for a knife, and I plan to use it someday! Burgeoning acting career or not!”