Stop using your teeth to open your beer bottles; it’s bad for the beer and… well, that it I guess. Instead whip out the Top Gear bottle opener, an eye-catching piece of chrome-plated brass that quickly unlocks the hops-flavored genie in your bottle with a simple turn in any direction. 84 degrees southwest? Yup. 43 degrees north-northeast? Certainly. How about a turn to the dark side? Sure, we said any direction and we meant it.