Why buy a car when you can fix up your bike to be the perfect surrogate? The rechargeable Knog Blinder Bike Light simulates head and rear lights at 80 and 44 lumens, respectively. Riding around at night in a traffic dense area might make you feel like Bicycle Batman, but for safety’s sake attach the Knog Blinders to avoid any awesomely fatal collisions. Unfortunately, the Knog Blinders might give your bicycle identity issues. If your bike undergoes a deep, unrelenting existential crisis, immediately take the following measures. First: remember that it’s a bicycle and stop giving it human qualities. That’s the only measure.

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