Viveltre Marshmallows

If you have Kraft marshmallows, dump them. Now. We’ll wait. Ready? Good because there are way better marshmallows out there. Take Viveltre Marshmallows. 100% all-natural, all-organic, handcrafted and probably taste like fluffy squares of heaven. They make their marshmallows daily from a secret family recipe. Choose from flavors like salted caramel, Nutella or Maker’s Mark bourbon. We wish we had a box right now. *stares at desk for 10 minutes* No, still not here. In any case, explore the world of gourmet marshmallows with Viveltre. One thing they don’t have yet: 24-karat gold marshmallows.

Gold Champagne Marshmallows

“There’s gold in dem hills!” That set off a stampede of miners to break their backs and sift for those precious nuggets. And now…we eat them. How times have changed. “There’s gold in dem..marshmallows?” Oh how puzzled those miners would be.

Wondermade, makers of gourmet marshmallows such as fancy bourbon marshmallows, now bring you Gold Champagne Marshmallows ($24). They take champagne-flavored marshmallows and then dip them into 24 karat gold. Wow, that’s pretty tasty and decadent. Decadently tasty if you will. Perhaps we should trade gold reserves for marshmallow reserves. The world would be a much better place.

Savor The Flavor Of St. Patrick’s Day With Guinness Marshmallows

St. Patrick’s Day arrives this coming Monday and that means mass consumption of beer. But what if you drink the whole weekend and can’t stomach another day of drinking on Monday? Drink again! It’s St. Paddy’s Day for St. Pete’s sake. Ok, but I really can’t drink that day. Alright, alright, Then sneak a smidgen of St. Paddy’s Day alcoholic revelry in with these Guinness Marshmallows ($8).

Gourmet marshmallows infused with the flavor of Guinness beer. They come sixteen to a pack and there’s none of that low-grade corn syrup in here. It’s all cane sugar baby. They may not make you drunk, but they’ll give you a taste of St. Paddy’s Day debauchery.

Wondermade Bourbon Marshmallows

Marshmallows are interesting, but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a healthy endowment of liquor. Whiskey is desirable, but lacks a sense of sophistication without a marshmallow. For these two valid reasons, Wondermade has fused these two ingredients to create the Handcrafted Bourbon Marshmallow ($7.50/box). Made by one of Kentucky’s finest distillers, these ‘mallows are laced with Maker’s Mark bourbon whiskey, which is proclaimed to have a “sweet body and warm aroma.” Each box comes with 16 1″x1″ marshmallows, half of which will be likely dedicated to your next batch of “inexplicably fantastic” candied yams.