Christmas Dinner in a Can

It seems like 90% of the stress involved with the holidays comes from food. Your Aunt Linda’s Mushroom Pop Rocks just always seem to piss people off. Forget the hassles of home-cooked meals and simplify things this year with Christmas Dinner in a Can ($9.59).┬áTurkey casserole with all the trimmings is just 12 minutes away, as you simply┬áremove the rubber cap, pierce the holes, and open the insulated can to set off the exothermic reaction┬áthat heats up your best Christmas dinner ever! Now who’s gonna break the news to Aunt Linda? Let Santa do it.