Bytox Hangover Prevention Patch

In recent days, the media world has been abuzz by a product that is claiming to prevent hangovers. The product is called the Bytox Hangover Prevention Patch (~$15) and it’s discontinuing movie franchises everywhere! Well, at least just one (unfortunately, that’s not true either). But what it is doing, as your body slowly decays  into a confused, wasted state of rapture and self-loathing from one too many “shots, shots, shots, shots”, it’s replenishing you with vital nutrients required for sober behavior. Incredible! Now, if only they would create a patch for smokers.