BMW F800R by Vilner

If you happen to be a Transformer, the BMW F800R is the vehicle you’d want to take the form of (and, of course, “accidentally” fling Shia Labeouf to his untimely demise). If you’re not a Transformer and just a regular old stunt man who sold his soul to the devil, the F800R’s carbon composite and chrome parts will resist any unholy flames that permeate from your bared skull. If you’re neither a Ghost Rider nor a Transfomer and just a regular old post-apocalyptic warlord, the 800cc engine and red LED’s are perfect for chasing down and enslaving any innocents for toiling in your oil fields.  And if you’re none of the above and you just like motorcycles, then you’re a weirdo.