Hiking is a lot like sex: If you dress properly, you probably won’t get attacked by rabid coyotes. Ortovox has just the thing for you dudes who think hiking a mountain sounds awesome… until you’re 2/3 of the way up and you want your mommy. The Mountainskyver ($1,200) is a foldable bike/scooter that has no pedals and no seat, just pegs for your feet to stand on as you coast back down the hill. It also comes with its own custom backpack to hold the bike, helmet and the necessary coyote repellent.