Weekend Refill, 5.11.14

The members of girl band ADAM sing one of their songs while orgasming. Yes, it IS as awesome as it sounds.

– Listen to girls sing while they climax (The Blemish)

– Swedish cheerleaders dancing to EDM (YouTube)

– A ‘McBain’ movie made from old The Simpsons tv clips (Laughing Squid)

– A timeline of NFL wide receiver insanity (Mandatory)

– Backstory on how Patriots drafted Tom Brady (BI)

– Dad shakes baby around while going for home run ball (Deadspin)

– Jimmy Kimmel gets mothers to reveal shocking secrets (YouTube)

– Creators of Lost give a behind-the-scenes history (Esquire)

– 7 scientifically-proven ways to greater productivity (Medium)

– Slow Dolly Parton’s “Jolene” down and get haunting sounds (Wimp)

Freedom Flask

Pouring out a beer through your pants is the kind of attention-getting move that previously had been too cumbersome to attempt. Now with Freedom Flask ($26.70)  you can hide up to two liters of refreshing drink in your crotch area, then simply unzip your fly for liquid refreshment. Between this and the BevBuckle the other day, we are officially declaring this Drink From Your Groin Week. Enjoy!

100 Yards of Glory: The Greatest Moments in NFL History

For 3.5 glorious hours on Sundays and Mondays, we get to experience a little slice of gridiron heaven, and for some, Tirico, Gruden, and Jaworski are about as close to Gods as they will ever see. But when the momentum turf settles, and the crowd has dispersed, where do you turn for your football fix? You watch 100 Yards of Glory: The Greatest Moments in NFL History, recently released by the creators of the best-selling And the Crowd Goes Wild. Icons Joe Garner and Bob Costas have teamed up to bring football fans this unforgettable hardcover book, along with a ten-part DVD documentary, each featuring compelling commentary, gripping photos, and unbelievable highlights, comebacks, and notorious moments in NFL history. For $23.10 at Amazon, this is an absolute must-have for football fan of all ages.