Shall we play a game? Pick up your friend’s phone. Look at it. Hold it up to your ear. Now put that phone up to your nose and inhale like it’s your grandmother’s homemade spaghetti sauce. Smell that? That’s months of built-up ear oil funk on that cellphone screen. And you just put it up to your ear. Sick!

Why walk around with a dirty phone corroded with ear oil funk. Ear oil funk is the #1 cause of pimples on your ear. Fact. Disinfect that nasty telecommunications unit with the PhoneSoap Charger ($50). While the unit charges up the phone inside, two UV-C lamps inside “pass through the cell walls of bacteria and virus to impair their DNA.” When that happens, the cells die, leaving a clean, funk-free phone.