2013 Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG GT

Rides By on Jun 6, 2012

As if the SLS AMG wasn’t bad (meaning good) enough, Mercedes-Benz now ups the ante with the 2013 SLS AMG GT, a 583HP-packing beast that does 0-60 time in 3.6 seconds and maxes out at a brisk 197 miles per hour. Not interested in the speed? Riiight. We’ll play along. Let’s see, there’s the 19-inch alloy wheels up front, with 20s in the back; optional leather with contrast stitching and a diamond quilt pattern on the seats and doors; and Bang & Olufsen sound system. Not interested in the speed…  pssht.

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Bitches Imma Holla At Notebooks

Gift Ideas By on Jun 4, 2012

I – as well as you, probably – was hoping to go a lifetime without ever uttering the phrase “Bitches Imma Holla At,”, but that streak has ceremoniously come to an end with the Bitches Imma Holla At notebook ($10). And hey, don’t thugs need love too? Sure. And who better to provide said love than bitches? Exactly. And how does one communicate with bitches? Do you send them a telegram with a bouquet of fresh-cut tulips asking if they’re free next Thursday? No. You holla at them. May I suggest starting off the Ms with mom?

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