SureFire UDR Dominator Flashlight

If you wound up here because you’re looking for a fleshlight, keep moving, you made a typo. This story is about SureFire’s high-powered UDR Dominator flashlight which emits an eye-popping 2,000 Lumens of light, enough to almost reach Uranus, as opposed to your anus, which is more suited to the fleshlight. The LED rechargeable device features an integrated lithium-ion battery, fuel gauge, and an 11 setting selector ring to adjust the brightness and strobe mode. Strobe Mode? Hmm. Maybe you did find the right page after all.