This IS the droid you’re looking for! [cue the collective groan] This Lego Ultimate Collector Series R2-D2 ($180) contains over 2100 pieces to step on when you’re trying to walk to the bathroom. When built, R2-D2 stands twelve inches tall and seven inches wide. It comes equipped with a circuitry board, a circular saw and a computer interface arm for getting you out of any garbage compactors you’re stranded in. All there’s left to do now is spray paint yourself golden, constantly do the robot, and form a close albeit abusive friendship with your new Lego astromech friend.