Titanium Utility Ring: Green Lantern’s With Envy

Green Lantern can use his ring to build emergency railroad tracks and stuff but can that ring open up a bottle of Corona? No. Because the bottle is yellow. But The Man Ring: Titanium Utility Ring ($385) opens up bottles (any color) and much more. Made from aerospace grade titanium, the ring features a bottle opener, straight blade, serrated blade, saw, and mini comb! Use it on your Hitler Jordan ‘stache and you’ll probably get your own comic book.