Who needs charisma and social skills when you can just show off your expensive stuff? Rolex has always been the status symbol for dapper bastards and secret agents, and now you can pretend to be both those things with the 2012 Rolex Sky Dweller. Walk up to women, ask them the time, and right before they answer, say, “Oh wait, let me check my ROLEX.” If you’re able to do this without crapping your pants or committing any other social faux paus, you’re guaranteed to impress them. Unless they have a personality, in which case you’re shit out of luck.