Almond+ Wireless Router And Smart Home Hub: Making The Unsexy Sexy

You know how at one time, wayyy back, Madonna was sexy, and now she’s 1,000% unsexy? Yeah, that’s the opposite of what the Almond+ does. Up until now, it’s safe to say no one has ever drooled over a wireless router, but that figures to change. The unique design, cool colors, and touchscreen functionality immediately place the Almond+ several rungs above the typical router. Factor in 802.11ac network compatibility, support for Z-Wave and ZigBee based smart-home devices and appliances, and a $99 price tag and you’ve got the sexiest piece of computer hardware since the boob mouse.

TP-Link Portable 3G Wireless N Router

Its nuts to know that your local morning hangout may have the best, artery cloggin’, smack your mamma they’re so good, quadruple bypass in every bite doughnuts in town, but they still don’t have WiFi. How can this be? For now, it seems, we’ll have to settle for wireless Internet access at times. But if you have access to a USB 3G modem or Ethernet connection, TP-Link’s new Portable 3G/3.75G Wireless N Router (TL-MR3020) can catapult you into the 21st century and bring you WiFi for just $40. This bite size device fits in your pocket for easy and convenient transport, and it offers a bunch of power options, including a built-in plug and mini USB connector. There’s also a second USB port, so you can hook up a UMTS/HSPA/EVDO USB 3G modem and dish out to other wireless devices. This WiFi hero will be available on December 14th at the typical retailers, including Fry’s, Micro Center, B&H Data Vision, Newegg and Amazon.