TiGr Lock

Remember that one time you accidentally locked your bike to another bike, had a day at the beach, and never saw it again? Yeah, that was sad. Odds are, if you had the TiGr Lock ($165), that wouldn’t have happened. The TiGr is a 24” long titanium bow, comparable only to wrapping a ship’s anchor around the frame of your bike. Extensive enough to capture both wheels on most road bikes and versatile enough to carry with you everywhere, you won’t ever have to worry about getting any part of your bike stolen. Unless, of course, you lock it against an empty parking meter, then it may get impounded.

Perfect Prizes for the Primary Politicians

Super Tuesday 2012, the Super Bowl of the Republican Primary, hits today. Watch the candidates outdo each other as they tell us which bold new programs and promises they’ll ultimately fail to implement if elected. Who will fail us the least? Now’s the time to choose.

In honor of the combatants, we’ve assembled the perfect prize for each candidate to take home should they win. Delegates? We fart on your delegates. This is the real competition, my friend. Click through to read So Freaking Cool’s “Perfect Prizes for the Primary Politicians”.

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Armstar Gauntlet

Running around with a cape tied to your neck doesn’t make you a superhero. It just makes you flamboyant. Slip an arm inside the Armstar Gauntlet, though, and you just punched your ticket into the Justice League. When ne’er-do-wells strike, just remove the safety pin (seriously, a safety pin) from the armor, activate the pressure button and immediately the sound of 300,000 volts of electrodes crackle on the surface. For those brave, or inquistive enough, to advance, press those electrodes into the other person and give them a little goose. Also comes with a built-in 720p HD wireless camera. Great for enjoying Modern Family during your crime-fighting downtime.