The urges for a beer and a milkshake are quite different, and yet sometimes, like a pet shop visit and violent cockatiel attack, they occur simultaneously. Knock out both urges at once with a delicious Samuel Adams Octoberfest Milkshake (available at Red Robin through November 11). Combining the flavors of Sam Adams Octoberfest draft, vanilla, and caramel, we’re not sure if this treat will get you tipsy, but it will go a long ways towards erasing any lingering memories you have of that razor-sharp beak dive-bombing at your noggin.