Samsung Series 9 Laptop

You ever get the feeling that laptops won’t truly be happy until they’re thinner than a piece of paper? It’s like enough already, will ya? There must be some kind of blood feud we don’t know about. Samsung is certainly doing its part to keep this thing going, what with their gloriously new thin Series 9 computers. The 13.3- or 15-inch laptops weigh in at a scant 2.5 and 3.5 pounds, respectively, with a sexy new dark aluminum skin. Both versions have 1600 x 900-resolution, 400nit, matte displays; so there’s that. The $1,399 13.3-inch model and $1,499 15-inch version both feature a 1.6GHz Core i5-2467M processor, 4GB of RAM, Intel HD 3000 graphics, and a 128GB mSATA SSD. Plus the keyboard is backlit so you can write fan letters  in the dark to Pat Sajak for being your “true source of hope and inspiration through the power of vowels and consonants.” Man, you’re weird.