Shitter: App Prints Twitter Feeds onto Toilet Paper

Here’s your chance to prove that there’s literally nothing but a bunch of crap on Twitter. Shitter is a new service by Collector’s Edition that prints any Twitter feed you like on four rolls of toilet paper. Just choose your feed, pay for the service, and you’ll soon receive your ass-wiping accessories in the mail. Of course there are so many people to choose from, but may we suggest you reserve at least one roll for Bronson Pinchot? He could really use the exposure.