Ah, wood. Nature’s metal. Perfect for making things: coffee tables, dressers, even guitars. ESPECIALLY guitars. Most guitars are made from the bones of sinners and the sinew of liars. Sinuous Guitars ($1750+) thought that this was a bit dramatic, and opted for poplar bodies, hard maple necks, dual Humbucker pickups, and a spectrum of finishes. If none of this sounds legit to a world weary thrasher like yourself, just note that the founder of Sinuous forges the Herman Miller’s Eames line of furniture for fun. Duel the devil in style!