Crossbow Snow Launcher

You may be a grown up, but let’s face it…. you never really grow up. You still love snowball fights. Who doesn’t?! But, sadly, you’re not as limber and resilient as you used to be. I know, I know… you’ve gotten better with age like a fine wine… blah, blah, blah. Truth is, you don’t want to risk injury during your snowball battles, and luckily, now you don’t have to! Check out the Crossbow Snow Launcher, priced at $40. Just load a snowball into the front, pull back the lever, and fire away up to 60 feet. Don’t worry, the kids will think you’re new launcher is cool, and you’ll be the envy of every dad on the block. Only you will know the real reason for using the Snow Launcher.