Stainless Steel Shot Glasses: Gel-Propelled

We’re not sure if the┬áreusable freeze gel inside these Stainless Steel Shot Glasses ($50) was stolen out of Dr. Scholl’s foot insert plant, but we’re gonna pretend it was. Each hand-polished glass quickly gets your drink ice cold without the ice, and looks much better than the inside of a shoe.

Stash Stainless Steel Bass Guitar: Not For Smashing On Stage

Pity the poor bass player; always kept in the background, forced to lay down the groove, and never allowed step to the forefront for a solo. But perhaps this 100% stainless steel bass guitar from Stash will change the way bass players are perceived. For $3,000 you get a spectacular piece of craftsmanship that yes, also makes great music. As if the stainless steel wasn’t enough of an attention-getter, the tubular neck design seals the deal as this being one surefire way to finally get the bass player some post-show groupie action.