Another summer season, another chance to show off those killer surf moves, dood. These new Stampd Black Summit surfboards look great in and out of the water. A retro egg feel through turns based on the Gerry Lopez single fin movement. And it’s black and white. *claps hands* There’s no way to put a price on something as good-looking as this. $1800. Available here.
Ride it with my surfbort, surfbort, surfbort. Perfect song for Beyonce to sing while balancing on this custom Mercedes-Benz surfboard. The German auto maker built them for pro surfer Garrett McNamara to battle the waves at Praia do Norte in Portugal. See that pic below? That’s Praia do Norte last week. And McNamara went to ride those. Balls. Of. Steel.
Not only does this board look great, it comes with a telemetry system to track important stats. Stats like how many phone numbers McNamara gets, and oh, that’s the most important stat probably. No details on mass production, but if you ask nicely, McNamara might let you rest a finger on it. But only one.
Images Source: The Inertia
Surfing had its first heyday in the early 60s with songs like “Surfin’ USA” tearing up the charts, but we think the Beach Boys would be totally out of their league if confronted by this super slick new ISAORA x Meyerhoffer Surfboard ($995). This black beauty is only 6’6″ long, and with the negative side cut pintail, some talent is required to handle it. And that’s surfing talent, not musical talent.
Firewire’s new Technograin Surfboards are so eco-friendly, we fully expect Mother Earth will wanna jump your bones for being so considerate to her. You know how women get all hot and bothered when you do stuff for ’em? Same principle here. Surfing on a board with the smallest carbon footprint of any available surfboard today will totally plant her on your jock (and Al Gore’s–keep that in mind). With a lightweight EPS core, sustainable wooden deck skins, and Firewire’s proprietary parabolic rail construction, it could be one of the wildest threesomes ever.
