How pissed is Darth Vader over the constant movie tinkering by George Lucas? He’s so pissed, he’s switched from Jedi blood to tea as his bedtime beverage of choice. Of course he’s still a supreme evil prick, so he uses this stainless steel Death Star Tea Infuser ($19.99) to get things going, and now you can too. Just fill it with the tea leaves of your choice and dip it into hot water. May the Sleepytime be with you.