Oatmeal is not funny. Even with Wilfred Brimley as the pitchman – as rib-tickling as he is – the stuff just sits there all mushy and lumpy. Now The Oatmeal? That’s funny. The cartoon comedy site has elicited numerous chuckles out of SFC, and now artist Matthew Inman’s witty words and illustrations are available in greeting card form. The messages are a nice mix of clever, creepy, cute, and of course, funny. Instead of the rehashed Hallmark crap this Valentine’s Day, why not send your lady a card that says “If I were trapped in a blizzard with everyone I ever knew, loved, or cared about…. I’d totally eat you last.”