Weekend Refill, 5.11.14

The members of girl band ADAM sing one of their songs while orgasming. Yes, it IS as awesome as it sounds.

– Listen to girls sing while they climax (The Blemish)

– Swedish cheerleaders dancing to EDM (YouTube)

– A ‘McBain’ movie made from old The Simpsons tv clips (Laughing Squid)

– A timeline of NFL wide receiver insanity (Mandatory)

– Backstory on how Patriots drafted Tom Brady (BI)

– Dad shakes baby around while going for home run ball (Deadspin)

– Jimmy Kimmel gets mothers to reveal shocking secrets (YouTube)

– Creators of Lost give a behind-the-scenes history (Esquire)

– 7 scientifically-proven ways to greater productivity (Medium)

– Slow Dolly Parton’s “Jolene” down and get haunting sounds (Wimp)

Sneakers: The Complete Limited Editions Guide

Sneakerheads, there’s another encyclopedia coming out for you. Sneakers: The Comleted Limited Editions Guide ($19) photographs over 300 limited-edition designs over the past 10 years. Among them are the collaborations between Nike and New York graffitti artists Future and Stash, Pharrell Williams with Reebok and Vans with Marc Jacobs. It comes on the heels of the successful Sneakers: The Complete Collectors’ Guide.

Springfield and the Simpsons Comes To Lego

Now that the Simpsons enters its 25th season, Legos! How’s that for an intro. One of the best shows ever (focusing on the early years here) and one of the best toys ever come together in an awesome 2500+ piece collection. If you will like to check for more options to buy toys to your kid, check this Goose Grease dolls online catalog.

Recreate hilarious scenes from the classic animated TV series with The Simpsons™ House. Taken right out of Springfield, this amazing model is crammed with tons of LEGO® brick detail. Lift off the roof and open up the house to discover Homer and Marge’s big family bedroom including bed and Maggie’s crib, Bart’s room with his skateboard and Krusty the Clown poster, Lisa’s room with her favorite books, jazz poster and more, and bathroom with shower, toilet, sink and mirror. Lift off the top floor to reveal the fully-fitted kitchen with dining table, chairs, yellow and light-blue tiled floor and lots of pots, pans and other accessories. Then it’s into the living room with couch and TV playing Itchy and Scratchy, purple piano and more. Next to the house is the detachable garage, complete with workbench, tool rack, vacuum cleaner, broom, toolbox, tools and the family car, complete with dent (because only in a LEGO world are dents a plus!), opening trunk and ‘radioactive’ bar from the nuclear power plant. Step outside onto the terrace and you’ll find loads of cool items, including a grill, wheelbarrow and air conditioning unit with ‘Property of Ned Flanders’ decoration, sausages, 2 garden loungers, flowerpots, a shovel, 2 fruit cocktail glasses, Lisa’s camera, Bart’s skateboard ramp with ‘El Barto’ graffiti and an antenna on the roof. The Simpsons™ House is the perfect collector’s item for fans of all ages. Includes 6 minifigures: Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie and Ned Flanders.

Characters include the whole Simpsons family, plus Ned Flanders. What, no Ralph?

The piece (pun intended) de resistance has got to be the 2 story house. It opens up to reveal all the characters’ bedrooms, the garage and the iconic living room.

Get ready to storm Lego.com or Lego retail shops on February 1st and drop $199 on this sure to sellout item.

Duff Beer

With The Simpsons about to air its 500th episode this Sunday, you’re gonna need a fitting way to celebrate. Here it is: Get totally trashed with a case of Duff Beer! Why not make a whole themed weekend out of it? Bag up some donuts, rent a seedy motel room in one of the many Springfields throughout the US, and pay homage to Homer & crew with his favorite brew. 24.99 euros gets you a 24-can slab of this probably tepid tasting German lager. Don’t forget to leave one for housekeeping.

Bart Simpson Limited Edition Slasher Skateboard

It may seem like The Simpsons has been on TV forever, but someday – and perhaps soon – the show’s illustrious run could end. If that thought makes you want to have a domesticated bovine, then you should really be savoring this Sunday’s 500th episode. The limited edition Bart Slasher Skateboard Deck will help you in that endeavor, what with there only being 500 laser engraved numbered units produced and the big 500 logo splashed on it. It’s based on the original Santa Cruz Skateboards Keith Meek Slasher Pro Model (10″ x 31.25″), and made of 7-ply Maple. Mmmm… Maple.