Weekend Refill, 5.11.14

Linkouts By on May 11, 2014

The members of girl band ADAM sing one of their songs while orgasming. Yes, it IS as awesome as it sounds.

– Listen to girls sing while they climax (The Blemish)

– Swedish cheerleaders dancing to EDM (YouTube)

– A ‘McBain’ movie made from old The Simpsons tv clips (Laughing Squid)

– A timeline of NFL wide receiver insanity (Mandatory)

– Backstory on how Patriots drafted Tom Brady (BI)

– Dad shakes baby around while going for home run ball (Deadspin)

– Jimmy Kimmel gets mothers to reveal shocking secrets (YouTube)

– Creators of Lost give a behind-the-scenes history (Esquire)

– 7 scientifically-proven ways to greater productivity (Medium)

– Slow Dolly Parton’s “Jolene” down and get haunting sounds (Wimp)

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Swash 1000 Bidet Toilet Seat

Home By on Feb 27, 2012

Tom Brady enjoys having fresh and clean buttocks, so should you. While the Pats QB recently impressed his WR Wes Welker with a bidet in his home, you too can achieve cute glutes with the Swash 1000 ($600). This fine piece of equipment gets attached to your toilet and provides a “refreshing” spray of water in just the right spot – OK, it’s your anus – along with warm air to dry things out and temperature controls. Keep in mind though, the no-slam seat means no matter how excited you are after dropping the browns off at the super bowl, you won’t be able to spike the lid in celebration.

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