There’s plenty of good reasons for Vandeyk’s MACHINE FOR RIDING to be in all caps. First of all it’s hand-built in Germany, and how many things do you own that were built by hand in Germany? Not enough probably. Secondly, this thing is super light due to its carbon fiber technology, so that means you’ll almost become one with the wind as you pedal through the streets of your neighborhood screaming “THIS BIKE WAS HAND-BUILT IN GERMANY YOU SONS OF B**CHES!” for no apparent reason.