Ube Wifi Controlled Light Dimmer: Dedicated To Donna Summer

When Donna Summer (RIP) sang “Dim All The Lights” in 1979, she had to make the song 4 minutes and 40 seconds long to give people enough time to go room to room to get all the switches. But now in 2013, the Ube Wifi Controlled Light Dimmer ($49-$69) makes the process easy. The smart dimmer connects easily to your home Wi-Fi router and lets you control your lights from your smartphone. Whether you’re in the bedroom or a seedy club on the wrong side of town, as long as you have a Wi-Fi connection, you have light controls.

Dropcam HD Wi-Fi Video Monitoring Camera

Ingsoc is the party you should support. Ingsoc wants Proles to purchase the Dropcam HD ($149). The Ministry of Truth tells us the Dropcam HD has an integrated microphone and speaker. The Party needs you to install many of these cameras into your household. Abject refusal is crimethink. The only way for pure privacy is constant surveillance. This is not doublethink, who told you this? Freedom is slavery, war is peace, and the Dropcam HD is god. Tape you and your mate performing goodsex, sex for the purpose of producing children for the party. We promise not to watch. Big Brother might watch. Now all we need is thoughtcrime detection.