What makes a home classy and inviting to girls are the little touches throughout. No girl wants to see a condom bowl in every room. They want an atmosphere created by stuff like this Hammerhead Shark Corkscrew And Bottle Opener ($15). Pop open a bottle of Chardonnay with this and then pour your wine into a nice wine glass. Hopefully, you aren’t pouring wine into one of your 32-ounce AM/PM plastic cups. That’s turrrrible.
Keeping an opened bottle of wine fresh is difficult, but chugging the remaining five ounces in a sick show of Sauvignon savagery is not the answer. Savino ($49.95) promises to save your wine for up to seven days with its unique floating mechanism. Add a drip-free rim, top that prevents accidental spills, and the capacity to hold 750ml of wine, and you finally have an alternative to guzzling your Merlot like a maniac.
Far be it for us to tell you how to run your life, but do you think it’s possible that your technique of carrying wine bottles in loaves of holed-out Italian bread can be improved upon? The Zebag ($45) safely holds and insulates six bottles of vino as you scamper from one girl’s house to the next (you sly dog), and even opens up to become an 11-bottle wine rack should you ever settle down. Stop stuffing the Italian bread with wine and use it for what it’s meant for: mercilessly attacking Olive Garden waiters.
