Stamp Yo Face!

Graffiti up the office paperwork with these custom made stamps of yer face. They call if Stamp Yo Face! ($65) and it’ll become the seal of approval (or disapproval) for all interoffice documents. Customers send in their face and designers hand draw the face, professionally cut it out of rubber and mount it onto a wood stamp. They even do couple portraits for $100. Use ’em anywhere, in schools as a teacher, as a waitress for your customers or on a bar napkin for that girl you just met. People…do write numbers on napkins still, right?

Steve Jobs Postage Stamp Due in 2015. Fanboys Already Lining Up

If you didn’t get a chance to kiss Steve Jobs’ butt, you’ll be able to lick it one day. In 2015, the USPS (if it’s still around) will put out a commemorative Steve Jobs stamp. No report on what image they’ll use. How about him in a black turtleneck and jeans. That’s how most of us remember him. A Steve Jobs stamp is rather ironic since Jobs was all about smashing old technologies and systems. Also, will anyone mail letters in 2015?

He’ll join a couple of other big celebrity stamps that year including Johnny Carson, Elvis Presley and Peanuts. Peanuts! Now that’s exciting. Check out the releases in 2014, i.e. this year. Jimi Hendrix, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and Wilt Chamberlain. Can they fit Wilt on one stamp? He’s so tall. They might make that one a double-wide.