Steve Jobs Postage Stamp Due in 2015. Fanboys Already Lining Up

If you didn’t get a chance to kiss Steve Jobs’ butt, you’ll be able to lick it one day. In 2015, the USPS (if it’s still around) will put out a commemorative Steve Jobs stamp. No report on what image they’ll use. How about him in a black turtleneck and jeans. That’s how most of us remember him. A Steve Jobs stamp is rather ironic since Jobs was all about smashing old technologies and systems. Also, will anyone mail letters in 2015?

He’ll join a couple of other big celebrity stamps that year including Johnny Carson, Elvis Presley and Peanuts. Peanuts! Now that’s exciting. Check out the releases in 2014, i.e. this year. Jimi Hendrix, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and Wilt Chamberlain. Can they fit Wilt on one stamp? He’s so tall. They might make that one a double-wide.

Steve Jobs, Now in Cushion Form

What with your busy work schedule at Denny’s and his creating a billion-dollar electronics empire, you and Steve Jobs never did get around to that hug you had planned. The next best thing might be the iCEO ($60) from Throwboy. This 15-inch plush doll doesn’t come right out and say it’s supposed to be the late Apple guru, but that’s only for legal reasons. Not only do you get the trademark black turtleneck, removable glasses, and five o’clock shadow, but 10% of the proceeds go to the American Cancer Society. If the legal suits don’t put the kibosh on this one, you’ll be hugging it out this August.