Peanut butter and jelly. Cream filling and Twinkies. Whiskey and jerky? Yes, another combination that can’t be beat. Marinate some beef overnight in Bulleit Bourbon whiskey, slow smoke it in a real smokehouse over Texas pecan wood and booya, you have Whiskey Soaked Campfire Jerky ($16 for 4 oz). Don’t know how many pounds need to be ingested to get drunk, but make a comment in the comments section if anyone finds out.
Category: Feature
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Ford’s Cloning Program Yields The 1932 Coupe
The original American hot rod, the 1932 Ford 5-Window Coupe. Ford just put it back into production. Sort of. Reproduction shells for the coupe and its parts can now be purchased through their Ford Restoration Parts Program. Get the shells of the ’32 Ford Coupe there, in addition to 1965-70 Mustangs and 1940 Ford Coupes.
The site has over 9,000 listed parts and since they used Ford’s original tooling, there won’t be any question about an exact fit. No more fruitless visits to the junkyard. Now, if someone would just bring back the Yugo.
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Experience 80’s R&B Without Dressing Like It
Devonté Hynes recently put out Cupid Deluxe ($12), an album of 80’s and 90’s R&B, funk and disco-inspired collection of songs. Press play on these songs and let the baby making begin.
Hynes has recorded songs for the Chemical Brothers, Florence and the Machine, Sky Ferreira and Beyonce’s sister, Solange Knowles. Jay-Z’s Rocawear also hired him as a consultant, so he’s got some cred.
Those going to Coachella 2014 make sure to catch an engaging performer with equally impressive songs.
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Put Willy Wonka Right In Your Own Home
Technology has finally solved one of the world’s most pressing problems. The lack of instant, on-demand candy. No more driving to the store for sweets or something called ‘the candy aisle’. The ChefJet 3D Printer produces candy at the press of a button. Create sugary treats in monochrome (single flavor candies) or full-color, multi-flavor (chocolate mint, mixed sour apple, starburst, etc.) varieties. Better yet, stick a mouth up to the spout and skip the middleman. In the future, hopefully the MedicineJet 3D Printer will come out on the market, for instant, on-demand production of diabetes drugs.
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Go Undercover With These Tiny Dice-Like Cameras
Let’s pretend you’re some embedded FBI-type agent. But I’m really an accountant you say. Not for the next paragraph you’re not. How do you capture that mastermind criminal secretly loading his illicit shipment of goods? Not by waltzing into that warehouse holding an iPhone. Toss a few of these mini Polaroid C3 cameras ($99) on the ground and record that villain in HD video at a full 1280 x 720 resolution. If that evil genius swims, know the C3 is waterproof. The expandable micro SD slot holds up to 32 GB, in addition to the 2MB onboard storage. That’s enough recording time to get all the evidence you need.
Put in a purchase requisition for these and sell the benefits of high-def images and video in a tiny package, ensuring your cover won’t be blown. You’re a freakin’ accountant, the purchasing department will say. Your reply? Not for this mission I’m not.
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Guess How A Woman Created These Paintings
Not with a paintbrush that’s for sure. Unless you count size 30D breasts as brushes. Marcey Hawk out of Southern California slathers paint on her boobies and creates swirls of colors on canvas.
She describes her art as “intimate, erotic, explorative and unique with a hint of whimsy.” In other words, booobs!
She’s titled her series of paintings: Just The Tip, Squish and Swirl, Whole Breast Print, Nipple Print and Titty Twerk. No joke, she also calls those her methods of painting.
Hugh Hefner, Rob Dyrdek and Russell Brand have bought from her, and so can you. Head over to her shop for more selections.
Her process of painting probably resembles something like this:
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Now You Can Plant Flowers With A Shotgun
Remember those cartoons where a gun was fired and a flower would come out instead? Now, it’s a reality with the Flower Shell. The shots in these shotgun shells have been replaced with meadow flower seeds. Select from Poppy, Columbine, Cornflower, Daisy, Sunflower, Clematis, Lavender, Sweet Pea, Carnation or Peony seeds. A bunch of blasts from this and one day, you’ll have a prairie to run around in. Now, they just need guns that actually shoot out hearts and rainbows.
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The 2015 BMW i8 Will Have Equally Amazing Car Keys
Here are some keys you don’t want to lose on the dance floor. For those lucky enough to afford the new BMW i8, they’ll definitely want to match it with this BMW i8 Key Fob. Of course, the high-resolution screen locks and unlocks doors, yada yada. It’ll also display the range left on the existing charge, when to recharge and likely, other dashboard-type stats. Even better, the unit also features user-programmable functions. It does cost $1,000, so it’s not a drop in the bucket. Someone paying $135k for the i8 though, probably won’t worry too much about another thousand.
