Those dreams of achieving true ninja status disappeared sometime around the age of, ohh, ten. This handy doodad will at least get you a step closer though. The Wallet Ninja Pocket Tool gives you 18 functions in one. 18!! Letter opener, bottle opener, multiple sized screwdrivers. Nothing is missing except the ability to move silent and deadly. You’ll have to figure that out on your own.
Soon, Star Wars will arrive. What’s the over/under on people sleeping outside waiting for the premiere? We guess 7 days. While in line, they can set up a grill, cook some weenies and put this Star Wars Darth Vader Lightsaber BBQ Fork ($25) to good use. Stab them weenies with it and serve them to a friend up to 20″ away (the length of the lightsaber). They’ve made this officially-licensed product out of stainless steel, so it can also double as protection from line cutters.
A pleasure shared is a pleasured doubled. Install this hammock and watch your pleasure skyrocket..by 3. Nevertheless, imagine swinging lazily on this Mega Hammock designed by Hummingbird Hammocks. They’ve handmade these hammocks from nylon and an FAA certified parachute rigger designed them, so you know they’ll withstand some weight. Choose from four colors, order one and make the most of the rest of the summer.
Summer might be close to over, but that doesn’t mean you don’t need a cooler for the rest of the year. Especially a cooler as, ‘cool’, as this. Can we even call this a cooler? A blender, a speaker, a USB charger, cutting board, integrated storage for knives and plates, it combines every party necessity into one package. They call this: the Coolest Cooler. How fitting. Ryan Grepper designed this project, put it up on Kickstarter and it doesn’t appear to have any limits to its funding, having already broken through the $4m barrier. $185 gets you in on this bad boy.
If they made four foot long sushi, would you eat it? Of course you would. Alas, they don’t make four foot long sushi. They do make suitcase covers that look like sushi though. Parco, a department store out of Japan, came up with these huge covers resembling tuna and salmon nigiri, among other styles. You’ll never lose your bags again. Now…where to find four foot long sushi
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Festival season has a few months left and that means hanging out on grassy fields, listening to some great music and doing a lot of people watching. Going to any festival means bringing along a nice blanket to put on the ground, but no one likes lugging around those unwieldy towels and blankets everywhere. Drop a couple of bills on the pocket-sized Matador Portable Blanket. This thing folds down to a deck of cards, leaving you plenty of space for carrying around beer.
Get that career started as a paparazzi with the new Sigma 200-500mm f/2.8 APO EX DG Ultra-Telephoto zoom lens ($26,000). Is Emma Stone too far away on her balcony to be photographed? Not anymore. Carrying this around in LA might take some getting used to, but you’ll never miss a shot again.
Bad lighting can ruin even the best Instagram photos. Now, Nova ($60) helps you out with a wireless camera flash. The wireless flash beams 40 LEDs to wash your scenes of revelry in soft, natural light. You thought your photos were amazing before? Think again. No really…think again. Done? Ok.
